Despite his overwhelming enthusiasm and good nature, Victoria SOC VC National Security and Saanich Police Inspector John Charlton can mess you up real good. But that wouldn't be so bad if John were actually related to the famous English Charlton brothers Jack and Bobby, 'cause then you could say, "Dude, I tried to pick up this Brazilian chick at the game and this big samba mama threw a punch then I was arrested and messed up real good by Bobby Charlton's oldest nephew"